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blbecotte:

A plea for commissions; also, a commission raffle!

alt. title please give me your money.

My car’s transmission died honorably in the field today, and I need about $2,500 to fix it. Therefore, I’m doing a

COMMISSION SPECIAL

and throwing in the chance to win a free commission!

☆ COMMISSIONED DRAWINGS are $20. ☆ Whatever you want, I’ll draw it. Sweeping action scenes? Cute girls doing cute things? Blood and gore? Pretty pink princesses? Cats doing things cats normally do not? Maybe you have an OTP you can’t find art for? It’s cool, I won’t judge!

☆ SKETCHES are $10. ☆ These are like regular commissions, just… sketchier!

☆ DRAWINGS OF YOU are $5. ☆ Send me a photo of yourself, and I’ll do a sketch of you as a cartoon!

☆ DONATIONS ☆ Donations are greatly appreciated! If you send even one or two dollars, I’ll send you a doodle!

COMMISSION RAFFLE

Everyone who reblogs this post gets put into a drawing to win a free commission! If you buy a commission and/or donate money and reblog, I’ll put you in the drawing and throw in a free doodle! I’ll announce the winner in two weeks, on March 7th.

My PayPal account is bl.becotte@gmail.com. You can also e-mail me if you have any questions!

LISTEN GUYS

THIS IS ONE OF MY OLDEST INTERNET BROS

WHO I HAVE KNOWN SINCE I FIRST THE INTERNET

SHE IS A PERSONAL FRIEND

AND AN AMAZINGLY TALENTED BRO

BUT SHE IS BROKE

YOU SHOULD SEEERIOUSLY GIVE HER YOUR MONEY

AND REBLOG THIS

FOR LOVE!

FOR FREEDOM!

AND THE AMERICAN WAY!