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The sideways vagina admittedly makes things a little weird.

annalsofonlinedating:

Always wonder what being intimate with a beautiful Asian woman would be like.

Care to talk?

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+5 for creepy racism.

+2 because I have always wondered what being intimate with a mediocre-looking white guy would be like. Do you really all smell like Saltines?

+6 because what lady doesn’t want to be a white dude’s introduction into the gloriousness of Asian Intimacy?

+3 for specifying that he’s curious about being with a “beautiful Asian woman.” As we all know, beautiful Asian women have totally different parts than ugly Asian women, and Asian women generally have totally different parts than non-Asian women. Right?

+2 for the “care to talk?” conclusion. Yes, I am sure she would love to chat with you, since you are clearly very interested in her as a human being, and are not at all using Match.com to take you on some sort of racial fetish safari.

TOTAL POINTS: 18. 

God I love this tumblr.

(Source: annalsofonlinedating)


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  2. bahamasalami reblogged this from mytongueisforked and added:
    Ha, one time one of my white friends told me he was dating an Asian girl. They went into a gas station together, she...
  3. mytongueisforked reblogged this from annalsofonlinedating and added:
    fetishists/ folks who fetishize POC in general, GO DIE
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  8. hulksmashes reblogged this from lucanias and added:
    Always wonder what being intimate with a beautiful Asian woman would be like. Care...talk?...
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  18. lucanias reblogged this from raspberryflavored and added:
    I lost it at “do you really smell like Saltines”. fuuuuck
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  20. default001 reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
    don’t smell like saltines. The mediocre looking thing is true though.
  21. raspberryflavored reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
    racial fetish safari
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