either have cap actually use his utility belt
or make him fight evil sans pants.
there are our demands.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Cap’s utility belt is entirely for storing snacks and travel-sized toiletries.
He doesn’t use guns, so it’s not bullets. He only has the one gadget and it’s basically a giant frisbee. He never once bandages up a teammate.
Ergo: Cracker-Jack and Old Spice.