Knit Me A Pony: Status Message Here

Song: Saul Williams - List of Demands

Blue List - Every agent knows about the Black List and the Red List.  Agents Stone and Wilson have an inside joke about their Blue List — people who’ve wronged them, not enough to want to kill or burn, but enough that given a chance, they’d take back what they were owed.  When Stone gets her hands on a classified database of agent information, they realize two things: one, it’s only a matter of time before they get burned for having it, and two, they might as well go out in a blaze of glory.  Theft, vandalism, revenge, catharsis, and glorious arson ensue, with a healthy does of embezzling so they have something to walk off into the sunset with.

Agent Stone (Retta) — One of the finest tech and weapons specialists the agency has ever had, Agent Stone enjoys a life of quiet anonymity in her two-flat with her books and her fish and her occasional one-night stand.  Her code name is Iris; she’s got codeword clearance on nearly every file they have.  She wants to retire to some far-flung country or island with no extradition treaty and live out the rest of her life like a queen — but things get complicated when she realizes she’d miss having Agent Wilson at her back and as a friend.

Agent Wilson (Richard Ayode) — Agent Wilson isn’t a master of disguise so much as he is a master of camoflage.  He can blend into almost any circumstance and no one gives him so much as a blink.  His codename is Hades; he kills careers, enemy agents and inconvenient lies with equal skill.  He’s never quite managed to bring up to Iris that he’d like to spend quite a lot more time with her, and as they reach the end of the Blue List, he realizes he needs to do it now before she disappears off to some island.