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~ Wednesday, April 23 ~
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iamgwenslongroadhome asked: Sam Wilson and Sif friendship not ship ship (I feel like they would be awesome buds) in high school!

Track and field practice was one of the few times Sif felt normal again.  She’d been away from Asgard for only a few months — such a small space of time, really — but adjusting to high school had been a feat fit for any warrior.  It was exhausting.

She finished her twentieth mile — the coach didn’t even bother to give her times anymore, just waved her on —  and headed for the stands.

"So, you’re from outer space, huh?"

She nearly choked on her water.  The Midgardian who’d asked was a strange boy, gangly but well-liked, last she’d noticed.  He was alone today — unusual — eating a sandwich while he watched everyone practice.

"I am from another realm," she agreed, gravely.  "Your name is Samuel."

He looked surprised but just nodded and flopped down on the stands next to her.  ”Yeah. And you’re Sif. I’ve never met an alien before.”

"I suppose you have a few well-chosen witicisms for the occasion?"  It was a Midgard tradition she had not quite the patience for — the seeming requirement for telling jokes about little green men or grey skin each time they met her.

"Nah," he said, "but I do have my Grangran’s cookies.  You want one?"

"… your… grangran?"

"Yeah, uh, my mom’s mom?"  He opened up a Tupperware container and  offered it to her.  "They’ve got raisins but they’re pretty good anyway."

"… the Grand Matriarch of your family provided you with confectionaries?"

"Yep.  Have one."

She selected a cookie carefully, and sat down next to him.  He took a cookie himself, and when she finished hers he just shook the bag at her until she took another one.

They ate in companionable silence for almost fifteen minutes, and she could feel her shoulders easing.  There were easily two dozen cookies in the bag, but between the two of them they made short work of them all.  She took the last cookie — he could be quite insistent while doing nothing but wiggling a paper bag — and watched him quite thoughtfully while she ate it.  ”Was there something I can do to help you, Samuel?”

"Nah.  Cookies are better with two, ‘sall."  He wadded up the paper bag and crammed it in the bottom of his book bag.  "You going to the thing tomorrow? Community service in the park?"

"I had not intended."

"You should.  It’s going to be a good time."  He gave her a crooked grin.  "Besides, I’m bringing more cookies."

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~ Saturday, January 11 ~
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goodbyeomelas asked: Headcanon: Natasha always keeps at least half a dozen weapons of various sorts on her on all occasions.

When JARVIS politely and with much regret woke Rhodey up at three in the morning, Rhodey assumed there was an emergency.  

"I would not deem this an emergency situation, sir.  But I am afraid Tony insists on your presence."

He fumbled on a sweatshirt and socks and, with a few dire threats under his breath, he headed down to the lab.

It was surprisingly quiet down there; no sounds of welding, no heavy metal music, no constant grind of the robots back and forth. One of the work tables had been moved into the middle of the floor, and there was an odd and motley crew around it.  Tony, in just socks and boxers, looking a little irritated and sullen; Pepper in a dressing gown, slippers, and a very amused smile; Steve, in a t-shirt and sweats much like Rhodey’s own, leaning back in his chair more comfortable than he’d been in a long time…

And Natasha, still in her uniform, with a row of weapons on the table in front of her.  She was shuffling a deck of cards lazily, and as Rhodey came through the door he could hear her having a conversation with Steve in Russian.  

"Rhodey!  I need a rules call here," Tony waved him over with a broad, obviously slightly drunken gesture.  "Strip poker.  Weapons don’t count, right?"

"Tony.  You have got to be kidding me.”

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~ Thursday, December 26 ~
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copperbadge:

If this isn’t what happens I will be so disappointed.

(Source: 1000300103)

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~ Wednesday, October 2 ~
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shadowkate asked: For the Harry Potter thing: 1) Avengers, 2) Crossover 3 & 4) Don't care. Have fun!

"I love New York.”  Ginny was still slowly bleeding through her shirt, but her heavy boots were up on a chair and there was a pint of cold lager in her hand, and they’d won.  To hell with everything else.

Natasha gave her the faintest of smiles.  ”You’re just saying that because you don’t have to stay and clean up.”  She tossed back her second shot of vodka and refilled the glass.  She stretched carefully until her shoulder popped.

"No no, I mean it.  Your food is good, your shopping’s brilliant, and I haven’t been haunted or possessed even once."

Pepper laughed as she slid into the seat next to Natasha, her drink glittering green as it swirled in the glass.  ”And,” she said, lifting her glass, “we have the best disdainful redheaded coalition this side of the Atlantic.”

Ginny lifted her glass.  ”I’ll drink to that.  You don’t need an Auror in the Avengers, do you?”

Natasha’s smile got just a little wider.  ”Your government might have a problem with that.  But let me tell you about Excalibur.”

Tags: ginny weasley shadowkate pepper potts natasha romanoff disdainful redhead coalition avengers mcu harry potter crossover meme
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~ Wednesday, July 31 ~
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~ Tuesday, July 30 ~
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voxcorvi:

rennerblackhawk:

mira-of-sassgard:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

This is one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen today.

oh, wow….

omg i love this

A THOUSAND TIMES YES

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~ Monday, February 4 ~
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SHIELD Hazardous materials box.  Box salvaged by my dad, re-laquered by me and engraved on the laser cutter. 

Text reads: PROPERTY OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

CODEWORD CLEARANCE REQUIRED

Enclosed materials are property of the United Nations and the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement Logistics Division.

Contents are extremely hazardous and exposeure should be reported to appropriate authorities immediately.

Unauthorized access and distribution will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

WARNING: HAZARDOUS MATERIALS

(Yes yes, it’s a combination of MCU and comics canon.  It’s my headcanon, dammit, I can engrave what I want to.)

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~ Friday, November 23 ~
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A friend of mine is doing Avengers-themed bracelets!  I know a few people here would be interested in her Hawkeye bracelet :D

A friend of mine is doing Avengers-themed bracelets!  I know a few people here would be interested in her Hawkeye bracelet :D

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~ Friday, October 19 ~
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okeys i want more fic where tony

ironfries:

instead of being all OHHH STEVE’S PERF I’LL NEVER MATCH UP TO HIM UGH I’LL JUST DENY MYSELF OF THIS LOVE I CAN GET BECAUSE FEELINkS

i want more of him going

HELL YEAH I WANNA TAP THAT YEAH LET ME LOVE YOU HERE GIFTS HERE THROWS DODGERS AT YOU THROWS TICKETS THROWS ROSES YOU LIKE FLOWERS RIGHT MAYBE A SKETCHBOOK MAYBE A LOVE LETTER IN THE FORM OF A MOTORCYCLE LOVINGLY CRAFTED AND METICULOUSLY MAINTAINED LOVE ME!!!! LOVE ME BE MINE MIEN MINE MINE MINE

super assertive and when steve is all I DONT WANT ALL THESE GIFTS TONY I CANNOT BE BOUGHT WITH MONEY but damn that bike’s fine

and tony’s like

heh

heh heh all according to plan

but then again this might be me being weird again

I LOVE TONY LIKE THIS.

And also, this is why I totally want fic where Tony Stark is Jackson Whittmore’s biological relation.  I don’t care if it’s like, his dad or his uncle or his cousin or what, just the ‘I’m everyone’s type’ is too perfect for words.

Because can you imagine like, summer vacation, and somehow Jackson’s learned about his real family, and so he goes to visit Tony. And Lydia’s like “did you think I was going to stay here while you went to one of the fashion and culture capitals of the united states?  I don’t think so.”

And they walk into Stark Industries and Jackson and Tony are being adorable and awkward, feeling each other out and blustering and stuff.  And Lydia gets bored and wanders over to see what Pepper’s doing (because Pepper may be there as moral support but she is a CEO she has work to do, okay?)  And Lydia’s like oh my god your SHOES are AMAZING can you please talk to me about WHERE TO SHOP especially on a teenager’s budget.

And Pepper’s like, what size do you wear?  Because I get samples sent all the time and some of them are too small for me? And they wander off and have this clothes/shoes/makeup intense discussion while Tony and Jackson have totally bonded over the fact that they are now doomed and are almost certainly about to be discussed in great detail.  And Tony orders up steak and beer and scotch (because Tony bonds over food) and they call up some of the footage from Jackson’s lacrosse games on the big screen so that Tony can see what kind of crazy game this thing is, and he promises to work up a prototype for a crosse that is both totally regulation-legal and also absolutely top of the line with probably top-secret materials.  And they watch some Iron Man footage like it’s an action movie, and both of them are quite happy to be talking to someone who recognizes their awesomeness.

Meanwhile Pepper and Lydia never actually got to the shoes because Pepper got called down to R&D and Lydia went with and now Lydia is now holding court over about a dozen college interns in the labs, explaining to them exactly why their design will never, ever go anywhere, and by the way looks absolutely tragic and why on earth have they not streamlined this thing? and she’s flipping through JARVIS’s screens like a pro, and the distraction is perfect because Pepper is actually able to get some things done while everyone’s busy.

And Pepper forwards Tony footage of this and Tony and Jackson watch it and Jackson’s just grinning because c’mon you know he loves it when Lydia gives anyone hell, and Tony asks “how much money do you think it’d take to get her to come to Manhattan”, and Jackson’s just like “if she wants to be here she’ll come for free.  If she doesn’t even you can’t afford her” and now Tony is just like “maybe we should have her and Pepper DNA tested too because c’mon, LOOK at them.”

And later they all go to this big party and Jackson and Lydia are across the room having a quiet but obvious argument and Pepper and Tony are watching them and Pepper’s like “I’m not sure the city will be able to handle a repeat performance of us,” and Tony’s just laughing into his drink forever and ever and ever.

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~ Sunday, July 8 ~
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