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~ Saturday, October 8 ~
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woven-arteries:

dr-wtfox:

tehblackbird:

rainbowballz:

Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and look at Anderson Cooper holding a sloth.

Co-signed.

Anderson Cooper holding a sloth, everybody.

this is flawless

Ahahah that sloth is all ‘aw yeah’.

woven-arteries:

dr-wtfox:

tehblackbird:

rainbowballz:

Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and look at Anderson Cooper holding a sloth.

Co-signed.

Anderson Cooper holding a sloth, everybody.

this is flawless

Ahahah that sloth is all ‘aw yeah’.

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~ Thursday, October 6 ~
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White People, why don’t you pick a new antiquated word to start using.

dr-wtfox:

dialling-footnoterphone:

blueandbluer:

nanner:

glossylalia:

I don’t think anyone really uses “forsooth” anymore. Why don’t you try that out.

Rapscallion’s a good one.

Scallywag. 

Cretin.

Let’s get creative here!

JODHPURS.

It’s pretty embarrassing that I use a lot of these in daily life…

Snam.

It’s my favorite obsolete English word. It means “to steal,” but specifically refers to stealing in the sense of committing a crime of opportunity. In other words, you wouldn’t use “snam” to describe how you broke into a bank to rob it, but instead something like how you swiped the cupcake your coworker left unattended on the breakroom counter.

It’s an amazing word, and I think we should be more invested in restoring it to active use in the English language. So, white people who are obsessed with getting to use the n-word for whatever reason, try instead to incorporate “snam” into your daily speech practices.

Snam.  Totally into it.  

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~ Thursday, September 29 ~
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marielikestodraw:

santheum:

loracora:

My favorite stock artists on deviantArt, for my own reference, but also in case anyone wants some pretty sweet stock images (though most of these people are fairly well-known).

  • ahrum-stock has the most insane poses. Seriously HQ dude.
  • mjranum-stock has an incredible range of poses, costumes, models, lighting, and angles. Also verrryyyy HQ.
  • senshistock has so many stock photos available it blows my mind. Not many different setups, but she always has unique poses and props.
  • fairiegoodmother I just think the female model is really pretty.
  • yellow-stock more pretty ladies, I’m sensing a pattern.
  • felixdeon this dude has some of the weirdest gay fetish stock ever (that’s not true) but he also has an extensive gallery of male nude stock photos which is pretty hard to come by (heh heh come by).

Probably will add to this later as I rediscover photos. Enjoy if anyone is so inclined.

GET ON MY DASH.

Reblogging because of reasons, this is fuckin epic. I’ve found some nice references on DA before but it’s not my primary source at all. Now, this is a million time better :D

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~ Friday, September 2 ~
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blocky-sheep:

lizardwalk:

welovefineshirts:

WE LOVE FINE WEDNESDAY celebrates our awesome My Little Pony design contest winners!  And you can win any of the five tees (the four listed above, or our grand prize winner previously posted) if you reblog this post!

Reblog and WINWonderbolts Biggest Fan”, “Friendship Free Fall”, “Flowing Rainbow,” “Dumb Fabric” or “Yay Fluttershy“…. in mens AND womens sizes!

Somuchawesome.

I want WANT the Fluttershy “Yay” shirt.

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~ Monday, August 29 ~
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Probably one of the most disastrous side-effects for the long-term unemployed is the attendant anomie. By and large you begin living outside of society, outside of its rhythms, outside of its collective wisdom. Your futile job hunt begins to highlight the capriciousness with which punishments and rewards are doled out. Progressives pay lip service to the way marginal distinctions can grow into yawning inequalities, but I think in the end its something you can only comprehend fully through lived experience. Each job you are not hired for creates an ever growing gap on your resume and makes it all the more likely that you won’t be hired after your next interview. As these anxieties grow, you become more ambivalent about looking for work because you know that what you should be focused on isn’t searching for a job tomorrow, but erasing the job hunt from yesterday.

What You Don’t Know About the Job Search: Responses From the Jobless

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(via theatlantic)

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