Knit Me A Pony: Status Message Here

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
slipperyliz
cheersmequeers

I love Spanish Jackie unreservedly and I have always figured many husbands means getting her back knocked out by them as often as she wants

But I am realizing how funny it would be if Jackie's husbands' only function is to do her non-sexual bidding. In a set rotation.

Like The Swede says he has "husbandly duties" that night and he is giving a massage. A Swedish massage?

The others are on hair, nails, designing and tailoring outfits, reading her favorite books aloud (she can read but does not have to), foot rubs, reiki, martial arts sparring etc. Chosen for their talents.

And when one of them is like "So... shall we take this to the bedro-"

"Shut up. I got girlfriends for that. You think Jackie needs some man fumbling around in her sheets? Go do that on your night off. Now scram, Girlfriend #7 will be here any minute."

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Originally posted by obisamya

scientia-rex
scientia-rex

The people who get really mad at me for saying “Exercise, but because it’s good for you in a lot of ways that aren’t dependent on weight loss, because it doesn’t cause weight loss” are mad at me for implying that you don’t have to be constantly struggling to be thin, thinness is not the same as health, and that they aren’t better than fatter people. They would prefer to continue to believe a very prevalent set of lies. They can’t tolerate the exact same advice—exercise—when it’s not paired with the elements of asceticism and moral superiority they expect.

It’s pathetic. Grow up and live in the real world. Find truth and deal with what it is, not fantasize that it’s still how you want to be, what your childhood understanding of reality was.

aleclikescake
theriu

I like to think that at least once, the Avatar cycle seemed to skip the Water Tribe—like people knew it was the water tribe’s turn, everyone was looking for them, the tests are done on all the kids, but like 60-80 years go by and no avatar until some Earth Kingdom kid shows up. People wonder if the cycle skipped a generation or what, but nothing serious was going on at that time so they shrug and move on.

It’s only many many years later that someone is researching Swampbender oral history and someone tells the story of “Ol Stinky Jess, she was a funny one, could light the swamp on fire an’ all sorts o’ shenanigans! Best catfishgator catcher in the tribe, she was” and thats literally it, she just lived a totally chill life in the swamp and nobody knew what an avatar was at the time so they just rolled with that funny gal’s odd bending ways.