Knit Me A Pony: Status Message Here

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nudityandnerdery
estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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leylses

hi it's hot i'm gonna be Auntie for a second. here's a recipe for bastard akroshka. it's a cold soup. you need:

  • potato (i use 1-2 medium ones)
  • cukes (there should be more cukes than potato but it's hard to tell you how many to get bc they get Huge this time of year)
  • eggs (for Protein)
  • dill
  • buttermilk (prob like a half gal)

boil peel chop the potatoes and eggs into small soup-size pieces. chop the cukes similarly, peeling optional (i half-peel). add to buttermilk-water mixture.

IF you're eating right away and do not plan on having leftovers, go maybe 1:1ish buttermilk-water. if you plan on having leftovers, 2:1 buttermilk-water.

salt pepper dill to taste.

leylses

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our governments may be divided but we are all connected by love of dill to taste

saphire-dance
what-even-is-thiss

The American consumer doesn’t actually want trucks and cars that are huge enough that you can’t see a six foot tall person over the hood. They make vehicles that big now to avoid environmental regulations related to engine efficiency

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About a decade or so ago different regulations were put in place for different classes of cars by weight. The heaviest had the most lenient efficiency regulations. So instead of having the intended effect of making cars more efficient they ended up making them bigger.

what-even-is-thiss
The reckless policies that helped fill our streets with ridiculously large cars
Dangerous, polluting SUVs and pickup trucks took over America. Lawmakers are partly to blame.
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karethdreams
tsalala

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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.

At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.

Ranthambore National Park, India
Photograph taken via camera trap

vehiculartheyslaughter

let’s subvert gender norms with papa!